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So here! Solely seen a seasoned solitary Singaporean, singularly substantiated as a significant strangeness of specialty by the summaries of society. This seeming senseless semblance, exists as no shallow scaffolding of satire, but as a resolute statement of signification for the unscrupulously shunned, now skipped, shadowed by the unsound submission of the state to stolid security of the shameless supremacy who sanctify what was once unsanctioned. This stalwart steward of unsurpassable standards, seeks a sojourn of stress and suffering onto the sordid and scumish sundry who sponsor this savage and sinful suppression of substantial sovereignties.

The sentence is restitution, a sortie sown not in spurious speculation but which will someday splendidly substantiate the spirited and scrupulous. Surely, this sustained spectacle of supposition serves simultaneously as an introduction but shows up somewhat verbose and superabundant, so let me just add that it is my very good honour to meet you and you may call me Shian.

Sunday, August 03, 2008

Master Chief Sucks at ADM Year 1

Hello I am Master Chief and I will teach you freshies how to survive the first year of ADM

First you must know where it is, don't end up in the wrong school or you are retard

It is a university and not any university let us take a look at the picture

WTH NUS is gay NTU is the best uni- finally this is NTU

Whatever, anyway to reach NTU you need to take a bus from Boon Lay MRT, don't take the wrong bus or you'll end up in Malaysia lololololololololol you noob

Make sure you see properly and take either bus 179 or 199, if you go there in the morning and you most probably will be, you will see a very very long queue, calm down and don't defecate your pants lol, just cut the queue, sucker

So when you are on the bus, don't be a retard and oversleep, keep your eyes open for the building with the green grass roof, if you oversleep you might go back to Boon Lay hahahehehaha

Whatever, so if you go to the ADM main building, most likely you are going for foundation drawing, the teachers there are quite strange especially if you have mine who is a hippie. Don't smoke whatever she's having or you can't draw, lol, instead set up your easel quickly and make sure you grab at least 50 sheets of newsprint so you won't run out. Also don't be a retard and make sure you use a drawing board of the correct size or you will have problems faggot.

Try to stand behind foreign students like Koreans, they are usually freaking good at drawing and you can copy them especially if your drawing skills suck big time like mine.

It is most likely you will be drawing a nude model and if it is your first time for goodness sake do not freak out and run out of the drawing studio like a noob rofl

If the model is nice, complement them on their looks and buy them lunch later. If the model is some pervert who gives you retarded poses, go up to them and give their head a beatdown

Additionally the drawing teacher may sneak on you while you are drawing to see how you are doing, for the love of all that is good, don't scream like a little sissy if you are surprised, instead melee them with your assault rifle and teabag them.

When the lesson is over, all your drawings will be reviewed, if your drawing still sucks which it most likely will do, take the Korean's drawing and pass it off as your own. If she protests, tell her it's for the greater good.

After the lesson you will most likely be told to but all the equipment back in place, don't be a retard and get a hernia moving all the easels back, pretend you have a back problem and get someone else to do it for you.

Now your day is over and you have to go home, as NTU is located in some far out, forsaken place, it will take you very long to get home if you use public transport. Instead, hijack a car and use it to drive home. If the driver protests, beat him down and teabag him. Make sure you lose your wanted level on the way home or you'll find the police at your doorstep, or worse, Michael Jackson.

Congratulations, you have now completed one day of your first year in ADM, okay that's all for now noobs, I am going to play Halo 3. Enjoy your life in the greatest art school in the world because I know I can own your ass in Halo 1, 2 and 3 lolololololololololol okay this is Master Chief signing over and out

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